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1 Don't forget to floss every day
2 It's never too early to invest in a personal IRA
3 Start building credit as early as possible
4 Stand up for yourself - don't let anyone disrepect you
5 Everyone needs to know how to use power tools
6 Don't trust anyone who likes their meat well done
7 LaserDisc is clearly the superior digital video format
8 Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up
9 Don't use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans
10 If you're parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires toward the street
11 It's rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos
12 Moving Pictures is hands down the best Rush album
13 Buy quality, not quantity
14 Shave with the grain
15 You always have time for a beer with your buds
16 Always use a coat of wax after a wash
17 Nothing can beat reading in print
18 Always carry a pocket knife
19 Use your hips when throwing
20 Keep your word
21 Eat a lot of broccoli
22 Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication
23 Take care of your health while you're still young
24 Always help a friend in need
25 Drink plenty of water
26 Exercise regularly and you'll stay healthy!
27 Don't eat too close to your bedtime
28 Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe
29 Medicine is not always the best medicine
30 Always bring a war chest
31 You're young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks
32 You can't beat the whammy bar
33 The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest solo ever recorded
34 Peter Weller actually has a PHD in History
35 It's called masking tape for a reason
36 Trust no one
37 If you press the ignition too long you'll just flood the engine
38 The extended cut is the only cut worth watching
39 They really stepped up the production value in Episode V
40 Managing debt is just part of being an adult
41 Run through the finish line
42 What you do, when you don't have to, will determine where you'll be when you can't help it
43 When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion
44 Gas is cheaper in the suburbs
45 Do what you love and the money will come
46 Do it once, do it right
47 Don't skip the corners
48 Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game
49 If the police are driving behind you, don't give them probable cause to pull you over
50 Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes
51 You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop
52 A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye
53 Pet every dog
54 Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
55 Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
56 Go ask your mother
57 If life gives you lemons, parsley, onion, and eggs... make a really nice omelet
58 Practice makes permanent
59 First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest
60 Never give up, never remember
61 That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you
62 Whistle while you work
63 Please remember to call us once in a while
64 Get whatever job you want, just make sure it includes health insurance
65 Grow your own vegetables. It's cheaper, I think
66 It's okay if you don't come in first, just make sure you have health insurance
67 Try to exercise regularly
68 Sleep is important! Make sure you're getting enough
69 It's okay to cry if you're feeling sad
70 Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don't sleep on rocks
71 Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage
72 The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash
73 When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern.
74 Anyone who tells you that a drink isn't manly has never known heartache
75 Call someone if you're thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you
76 If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
77 Don't smoke
78 Try not to make assumptions about people
79 Don't trust gas station egg sandwiches
80 Please don't pirate games
81 It's better to be early than late
82 Eat a balanced meal everyday that includes vegetables, fruit and proteins
83 Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets.
84 Treat people better than they treat you
85 Be generous and kind to everyone
86 Always try your best at everything
87 Spend less money than you make
88 Pay your bills early
89 Look at situations positively
90 Always try to make others around you happy
91 Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you feel more comfortable
92 You're never too busy or too important to be kind to others